Seniors and Hamburgers
Anyone who’s known me for a length of time has heard my hamburger-man-theory. Here it is: I know–I know!–there is a man hired at every burger joint who brings a dead weight down on every hamburger in the line, smashing the puffy bread before… *ding ding*, it’s wrapped and served. Now I’m not persecuting hamburgers—I’m just saying they look nothing […]